[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made